The Best Dive Bars In Kansas City???

Here's promotional content from Visit KC disguised as a documentary . . .

Sadly . . .

NONE OF THESE PLACES ARE REAL LIFE KANSAS CITY DIVE BARS???

It's probably for the best . . . Real life dive bars come with a very real degree of risk and these places are safe for tourists and middle-class JoCo denizens -- The bread & butter of the Visit KC pyramid scheme.

Just for fun, feel free to name a few Kansas City Dive bars.

You decide . . .