Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Travis Kelce: Biggest Douche In Kansas City?



At this point, for posing such an uncomfortable question . . . Inevitably a comment troll will compare the vast riches, athletic prowess and access to hotties of this NFL millionaire to the horrible life of Kansas City's worst blogger. To that end, it's worth arguing that, at the very least, the blogging life which at least attempts to provide a resource, forum for discussion and links to relevant information about civic affairs still has sightly more dignity than a reality TV dating show contestant.

Additionally, just about every serious Kansas City Chiefs football fan is on record in calling this show one of the worst embarrassments the team has ever suffered with the exception of the loss in Pittsburgh earlier this season.

Whilst Travis "Fake Gronk" Kelce might be an integral part of the team's success on the field and he probably nurses cancer babies in his spare time or whatever . . . I'm fairly certain that even a quick peek at this promo for his show will convince locals that the guy's "branding" his one of the worst in KCMO football history.

To be fair, risking chlamydia by wading in the same pool with these bikini babe "contestants for love" is probably worth the degradation of an otherwise promising NFL career. Take a look:



You decide . . .

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